An Open Letter To My Jr. High Guidance Counselor

I guess I shouldn’t name names but her name rhymes with Schmetty Walton…the woman who declared in 1982 that a 13 year old 7th grader was not college material…the people at Vol State think differently so with that, I say this to you with all the Christian love I can muster…

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 Love,

Sista

~ by sistasmiff on July 10, 2007.

17 Responses to “An Open Letter To My Jr. High Guidance Counselor”

  1. You made it!!!???

    Congratulations

  2. I’m grinning from ear to ear!

  3. This is truly wonderful.

  4. My 12th grade English teacher told my mom I’d be a good florist. She very nearly decked him.

    Congratulations!

  5. That ROCKS! So does that Cash ad! The best ad ever!!!!

    You GO girl!

  6. Congratulations! And a big Simpsons Hanh-Hawww to your dumbass guidance counselor.

  7. Yeeee Hah!!

  8. I think it’s ironic all this comes about just as I’m about to go to the high school reunion. I can’t wait to see certain people’s jaws drop when I tell them what I’m doing. Some people really thought I was a hopeless cause back in those days. Charming, silly girl, but, man…she’s hopeless.

  9. Yeah Sista! You show ‘em!

  10. …Praise God!!!…YOU GO Sista!!!…are ya’ gonna move inta’ tha’ Dorm???…are ya’ gonna join a Sorority???…are ya’ gonna be drivin’ a T-Bird convertible???….congratulations!!!!!

  11. Woot! Congrats! That’s so exciting!

  12. This is splendid news. I’m happy for ya, Sista.

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  15. Mrs. Uh-Wheeggins! You GO girl!
    You are being all naughty & saucy – like a naughty Rock-Stah!!!
    We need to get together for our lunch before you get ta’ hittin the books!

  16. We need to call the Sound Boys. I haven’t heard nary a word out of either of them two.

  17. I’m a guidance counselor/or used to be. We’re not all bad. :)

    http://counselorisin.wordpress.com

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