Go here and when the choir starts singing, see if you can pick out my sister amongst the Church Lady Chick Sing-ahs.  (Go to the one that says “Intimacy With Christ.” The preacher prays then they start singing)

She looks like a Baptist goddess, does she not? (Is that sacreligious?  Eh…if it is, it is.)  Do keep in mind that is the same person who used to pin me down, acting like she was gonna spit in my face.  Don’t let that sweet spirit fool you, people.  Heh.  Wonder if the Church Folks are aware of this?  I wonder if she’s repented for that?