To my three-doors-down-neighbor-(or your guest, if that is the case)…

A little bit ago, when you got out of your pool and ran around to the back (on the side facing my back door) in your cute little towel, behind the bushes, thinking nobody saw you take that nice, long leak…guess what? I sawr you. Just be glad I don’t have that digital camera or you’d have been whiffed.