My site meter shows that I’m getting a ton of hits of people trying to find out if actor Ben Savage is dead.

I’m going to say this one more time…Ben Savage is not dead. If he were dead, he’d have been on the cover of People, The Star, all over every cheesy entertainment magazine that exists.

That poor boy of Anna Nicole Smith’s did nothing to be famous, except for having the poor fortune to have been her kid and dang if I saw his last photos, supposedly taken minutes before he died, under strange circumstances, in a hospital room. So trust me, if Ben were no longer with us, we’d have had it in our faces and be sick and tired of the whole thing.

There was a rumor years ago that Jerry Mathers, aka “The Beaver” had died, as well as Butch Patrick who played Eddie Munster. Both of those guys are still live and kicking, albeit, they’ve turned into middle aged guys that look like somebody’s Paw Paw.

I haven’t had this many random hits since I posted about Paul Eels death a couple months ago. I’ve had more hits from all over the country, including Hawaii, of people looking up Paul. I have a lot of new Arkansas readers because of that.