Archive for September 27th, 2006

Unemployment Fun

As I was dining in the food court of Opry Mills today, I was so wishing I had Rex L. Camino and Short and Fat with me.

The reason for this is nobody, but, nobody would’ve enjoyed being serenaded by the Do-It-Yourself- Recording booth and the poor soul inside who thought she could sing, screaming “Daddy’s Hand’s” at the top of her lungs…nobody but those two would’ve understood the beauty of the moment like they would’ve.

Life Isn’t Fair

It must be a bitch to be the son of a rock and roll legend like John Lennon, but, yet, have the misfortune of inheriting your mother’s singing voice.