Because I’m boring and have rarely done anything wild or crazy in my life, I live through others craziness. I saw this meme at The Queen of the Meme’s, Blogarita, and I said "Oh, I want to steal that one for my blog." Then, I realized how small my fines would be.
Luckily, I know people who are way more daring and fun than myself, so here we go…it goes a little somethin’ like this:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).
Bring up that calculator, and get to work!
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $0
Ever had sex at church — Never did that, but, how much fine should one pay for writing graffiti (ok, I wrote "Jesus") on the sanitary napkin dispenser? I’ll fine myself $10 for that one in its stead.
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — What about sometimes waking up with the person next to me and saying "What was I thinking?" Heh. Just kiddin. $0
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $0
Had sex for money — $0
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — ? Yeah whatever.
Beat up someone — $10
Been jumped — $0
Crossed dressed — $
Given money to stripper — $0
Been in love with a stripper — $
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $0
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk —
Used toys while having sex — $10
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $
Went skinny dipping — $10
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $
Done oral — $15
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $
Made a nasty home video — $
Had a threesome — $
Had sex in the wild — $50 (woo hoo! Something I’ve done!!! See? I am nawtee!)
In the same room room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $
Had sex with someone 10 years older — Nine years older counts, right? Oh boy this one’ll cost me. $100
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $
Went streaking — $
Went streaking in broad daylight — $
Been arrested — $
Spent time in jail — $
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $
Done something you regret — $50
Hd sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $
Had anal sex — $10
ied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
Egads…send me to the convent…my total comes to $280.50.
I hope I did this right.