They should get the unburied corpse of James Brown and the unburied corpse (but now embalmed.  Praise!) of Anna Nicole Smith and send them on the road.  You know…like a traveling road show. Americans are just dumb enough to eat that up.

 Dig if you will, just prop them both up and have recordings of James doing his thing (Heyyyyyy!!!!!) and that soundclips from the Anna Nicole Show, like this one. Howard K. Stern would make millions.