What was that guy’s name that invented the reality show as we know it, that addressed us at the Blogging thing back in September? Somebody give him a holler. I’ve got the best idea for a special for TLC. They will have the highest ratings that they ever had…dig if you will…
Michelle Duggar, the
lunatic nice lady in Arkansas who is expecting her 17th child. They have their own show now on TLC sos why don’t we pair her with the Stacy and Clinton on What Not To Wear people and do “Michelle’s Makeovee?” They usually do these makeovers for some sort of big event, so they could do something with that God-awful hair of Michelle’s, give her a wardrobe and the cause for celebration could be Jim Bob’s vasectomy!!! Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Thing is…ok if you want to keep popping out babies til your uterus falls out (that pretty much happened to my cousin Vicki after having four right in a row), but, must you dress your pretty daughters as heinously as you dress and insist they have horrible hair just like yours? Michelle is not an ugly woman and their girls are lovely. I like to watch their show because it’s another one of those car wrecks.
I also want to see Michelle have a Sista moment. One of those days I’ve forgotten to take my Prozac and I get on a yelling, cussing, I-hate-my-life tirade. I want to hear Michelle cuss Jim Bob out and tell Jessa and Jemima to get out of her face and then tell Josiah to go get her a beer. They can show that footage during the Makeover episode if they want. I want to see her call Jinger a sorry little tramp and that she better not ever catch Jedediah with porn again! That’s what we need to see.
They really seem like nice people and they seem to have a sense of humor. Jim Bob is sorta like Matt Roloff in that he’s figured out how to get his house furnished nicely and other little perks.
You know what would be good tv? Have the Little People Vs. The Duggars in a wrestling match or something. Endless possibilities here. They could have Zach whup Joshua’s ass with Danny Bonaduce as the referee.