I will be riding to Knoxville tomorrow….with my mother.  And her poodle.  And her Marlboros.  I’m sure she will not hear of letting me drive and I’m sure what’s usually a 2.5 hour ride for me will turn into a 6 hour journey to hell.

Oh yeah, #2 will be along as will The Holy Tara.  I’m sure she will roll her eyes all the way to Knox County. 

Send drugs.  Good drugs. Or alcohol.

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