Thoughts on my first day of school…
The class was packed. I’d say the median age was 25 and up. There was one or two who looked like they could’ve been playmates of the Manchild at one time, but, for the most part, it was grownups. It’s mostly people who are going to be nurses, physical therapist assistants, radiology types, respiratory types.
I dig the teacher. He is INTO this Anatomy & Physiology and he seems to know his stuff. I’d say he’s in his early to mid 50’s, with a hint of a New Jersey accent. I like his lecture style.
The Lab part of A & P….who knew microscopes were so intimidating and scary? I mean, you have to be careful with this and that and I know I musta looked like Lucy Ricardo trying to figure that thing out. I think I was the only person in the whole Lab who had never used a microscope before. The only microscope I’ve ever messed with was one we got for Christmas circa 1976. I don’t even think I messed with it at all. I’m really pumped about getting to dissect a lamb’s brain and cow’s eyeball before the semester is out, if I can learn to focus the damn thing.
We swabbed our mouths for cells, put them on a slide and looked at them. I was so intimidated by the saline solution, iodine and slide thingies I didn’t get a good sample but enough where I saw a few of my mouth cells up close and personal. They were lovely.
This guy Jim that I used to go to church with and played volleyball with. “Why don’t you come play with us?” Jim asked. What I wanted to say was “Because I’m still limping from the time you fell on top of me trying to hit MY ball, ya big Doof. Jim is a big ol boy, about 6’4 and weighs near ‘250 or so. I stopped playing volleyball because, silly me, I thought it would be fun and instead it was painful and people like Jim hit balls that I was fully capable of hitting. I am a good volleyballist. I just don’t believe in causing physical injury in the name of Jesus.
Back to Lab….NOW I know why that little character on the Muppets was called “Beaker.” Those glass things that are kinda like scientific measuring cups are called beakers. Oh hush. While you were all studious, taking Chemistry in high school, I was out cruising around Williamson County listening to Emmylou Harris and Dwight Yoakam. Then, when you went to college, I was busy hanging around the Station Inn hoping that cute bass player would notice me then I was married to him giving birth to his heirs and heiress.
I’m going to give a new Anatomy and Physiology word to y’all every week. The word of this week is “Epithelium.” Ponder and meditate on that a bit.
I bet Becky, the nice lady who sat next to me in Lab is probably going to move to the other side of the room next Tuesday so she doesn’t have to sit with me. Poor thing. She knew microscopes. I bet she wanted to slap me.