I saw this book on Amazon.com and it made me laugh. 

I can remember my Dad joking that he wanted this on his epitaph.  I wish he had a grave so we coulda put it on there.  Heh.

It also reminds me of my mother in law talking about her sister in law’s mother.  She called one time and said “Well….Glenda’s mother ACTUALLY died this time.  She’s been dying for years.”