This is great.

This is no lie. Until I watched this video a few minutes ago, I did not know that the line in Toto’s Africa  went like this:

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you…
I don’t know what I thought it said, but, it wasn’t that. I knew the other lines but because I am the poster child for “Scuse me while I kiss this guy” sorta stuff. Make up my own lyrics (lotsa times it’s not even realy lyrics. More like my own phonics). Blinded by the light…revved up like a douche…you know..that sort of thing.

I really don’t ever want to hear anybody diss country music for having a few chords ever again.