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It’s that time of year again….one of my favorite things all year…Bible Skoo is back and I am oncet again the Official Picksha Lady. (That’s what the kids usually call me so that’s what I put on my nametag) I don’t do the regular teacher thing at Bible Skoo cause I get bored being in one spot. Thisaway, I can be all over the place and I dig that.
This right here though…was my favorite moment of the entire night. The chick in the tye-dye? That’s my good girlfriend, Melissa. Melissa would be the first to tell you she is not right. However, she is really good at working with the Preschool aged bunch.
She had the little chilluns in a line…walking down the hallway….snapping fingers…raising hands in the air and told the little cherubs they had “Hallelujah Hands” and she WASN’T TRYING TO BE FUNNY. Serious as a holy heart attack. Nearly made me stop, drop and roll (and wish I had Depends on)
Oh and something else that happened, that was not documented…I did my annual cartwheel. I can still do it!
I took the HT early this morning to send her off to Centrifuge for a week (I keep wanting to call it Ridgecrest but that isn’t even where they’re going. I kinda like CentriCrest or RidgeFuge).
Now, in all fairness, there aren’t as many guys on the trip (I don’t think) but do take note of the obvious lesser density in belongings, will you? It made me laugh.
Something else that made me giggle and at the same time gave me hope that Tomorrow’s Leaders just may have some manners in ’em….look in this picture…Matt, who is my brother in all things of an Attention Deficited Nature and my preacher man, is praying over the kids before the bus leaves, asking God to keep them safe, etc.
The guy in the blue tshirt, who would be Rick…is leaning over to remove Kelsey’s head garment during the prayer. Rick had a head garment of some sort on before the prayer commenced and he removed it. I was impressed with Rick’s sense of respect for the moment, however, he did not, for whatever reason, remove my child’s headgear (she’s in the blue hoodie next to the faux pas’ing Kelsey)
I think next year or the year after, when #2 is old enough to embark on his own CentriCrest journey, I may have to go along for the ride.
How I wish there were photographs (maybe there are somewhere) of my Ridgecrest (the pre-cursor to Centrifuge, which has been the rite of passage for most Southern Baptist kids since about 1984) trip in 1982. Gosh, that was fun.
I remember Eric McLemore sitting in the back of the bus (oddly enough, wearing a ski cap not unlike what the HT had on this morning) with his JAM BOX (oh how 80’s am I?) and he’d play that song of Joe Walsh’s (cassette..pre-cds) …the one about “I have a limo I ride in the back…I lock the doors incase I’m attacked) and he’d do the (was it a guitar solo) on the side of his face and I thought that was cool.
Oh and Sandra kept insisting Eric play “Desparado” over and over and over and over…..That’s when I learned all the words to that song. It’s not like it was a current hit in ’82.
Mike Smart, who’s mama made him come on the trip, going out to smoke (seems she also sent along a carton of cigarettes in his suitcase. That’s hilarious to me. Mike was maybe a rising Senior in high school that summer. Can you imagine a mom in Brentwood doing that today???)
Mike’s sister, Sheri, who was one of my roomates on that trip…she was soooo pretty…a little older than me and me watching her do her Beauty Routine every night and trying to emulate it. (This was the summer I was in 7th grade, remembah)
There was some canned drink in the machines there that I’d never seen before or since…it was like Mountain Dew, but, I think it was called “Moonshine.” Chris Murphy and David Owenby collected those cans the whole week and built this monstrous pyramid in their window.
We got aquainted with Carman on that trip. One of our chaperones was HAWT for Carman.
I also remember very vividly the first morning at Ridgecrest, walking around and noticing the mountains of Western North Carolina. I remember stopping on the walkway and just staring at it, not believing how beautiful it was. It still gives me a bit of a lump in my throat remembering how awed I was at that sight. It looked much like this picture here. (Maybe that’s why they used it. Derrrrr) I’d only seen stuff like that on tv before then. Just one of those moments…
We went to Sliding Rock on that trip….another natural phenomenon and perhaps THE COLDEST water I’ve ever been in. Someday, I’ve got to take the Smiff Kids there. That was the same day I went inside the city limits of South Carolina for about 5 minutes because somebody took a wrong turn ( a very wrong turn). The only time I’ve ever been in that state and here the HT is in South Carolina for the second time and I’ve never been there. How odd is that?
To be 14 again….um….no thanks. I did enjoy watching her be 14 this morning though.
We had a thing at the church this morning to kinda kick off the summer. It was all lots of fun (even though it was hotter ‘n Hades out there). There was people jumping Bungees…Cute kids stuffing their faces with cotton candy…
Just one of them All American sorta events where everybody’s happy and all is right in the world.
You hear what sounded like a fender bender. Then you think an animal got hit by a car. Then you hear a human scream from the ditch and you realize that was no dog that got hit by a car, but, a real human.
Even more disturbing was that 911 was called and I bet it was 10 minutes before the first police car and firetruck showed up. The ambulance didn’t show up til probably another 10 minutes after they got there. Somebody explain to me why I see tons of ambulance types at the Chik Fil A nearly everytime I’m there and where in the crap were they today?
The yellow firetruck there? That’s the Shackle Island Volunteer Fire Department’s truck. THOSE guys were the first responders to this situation. Why? Because they were at the church giving rides to the kids. I’m glad they were there and they jumped into action waiting on Hendersonville’s Finest to get there. Gah.
The poor man was hurt pretty bad. I know his leg was jacked up and they were fearful there were some internal injuries. I heard him moaning and hollering and I just felt horrible for him. There he was, walking on the street, beautiful day….hit by a Gold Explorer that DID NOT EVEN STOP. The poor man flew through the air and the asshats didn’t even stop.
THEN, I get home from the shindig at the church and there’s po-leece in front of my house and people standing around. Obviously, the DRAM-uh was not contained to Indian Lake Rd. today, no sirreeee. I asked the Po-leeceman what had I missed in front of my house? Apparently, a tree decided to fall, hitting power lines, knocking out some people’s power. Our power stayed on (praise you Jesus) but all my neighbors weren’t so lucky with that.
The people standing in front of my house, watching the Cumberland Electric guys do their thing were a little more of the variety of “Pardon me sir…did you see what happened? Yeeeeeeeuh, I deee-ud…..” Boogity, boogity.
Let’s take a trip back in time in the Sista Time Machine, shall we?
I can’t believe I’ve never shown this here. This is pretty hilarious. My moment in the sun from 30 years ago. (Yikes)
The occasion was the groundbreaking of Forest Hills Baptist Church. I got to do the big first dig cause I had been baptized that morning. I just blended right in with these Baptist dudes, didn’t I? Which one of these doesn’t belong??? HAHAHAHAHAHA….there’s Bill Sherman; my pastor when I was growing up, Bro. Lloyd Lawrence and those other guys….and 9 year old Sista. (The same age as #2 is now)
What I remember most about this day was being about halfway embarrassed and not having the slightest clue what/where/why I got to hold the Golden Shovel. Still, it’s a kinda neat memory.
Thank you, Jana and Ginger for letting me sang with you’uns this morning. I was sure blessed to be part of it.
This new camera is swell. The subjects in the pictures are great.
The occasion was a goodbye to Chad, our Student Minister. He and Kelly have been very important to the HT. They have our love and blessing…still it’s tough.
These pictures I took tonight are some of my most favorite I’ve ever taken.
Hannah was over the whole shebang.
Two of our favorite girls…Kelly and Desiree. (That Desiree is one hoss of a basketball player)
Somebody accidentally, kinda stuck their hand in the cake.
It’s ok to hurt and it’s ok to cry…