I do declare….so many people are counting down the days til Georgie (thats what his mama calls him ya know) leaves the White House. Pssht. Not me. Know why???
I don’t think Big O is gonna be near as entertaining as his predecessor. And what is Letterman going to put on in its place? I swear, I don’t miss Letterman these days because of Great Moments In Presidential Speeches.
And to all my Christian bretheren and sisteren….y’all just pipe down. It’s like this…my Dad’s given name was Hiram Abiff. Now who would think a dude with the name of “Abiff” could make it work for him? He used probably the nerdiest name ever and made it work for him.
The whole “Obama’s Middle Name Is Hussein…It’s the End of the World” stuff? He can use that to his and our advantage. Relax. As Christians we aren’t supposed to worry about stuff anyway.
Hate to tell you this but….Jesus loves people whose names are Hussein too!
Speaking of What Would Obama Do…I’m gonna call this now and y’all can mark the date I predicted it…November 11, 2008…I predict there will be a blonde that will surface, at some point during the administration….There’s a woman in the background somewhere and her name ain’t Michelle.
I think he’s gonna be just dandy as President but as swayve and deboner as he is…come on…Big O just looks like The Ladies Man. I could care less myself and I don’t think it has a doodly-doo to do with nuthin. I’m just sayin’ it cause I tend to be a little on the intuitive side.
He even looks like The Ladies Man!
November 11, 2008
sistasmiff
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7 responses to “Recruitaments”
cousin Terry
November 12th, 2008 at 08:41
What I like about “W” is he has the ability to laugh at himself. Fact is, YouTube is loaded with Obama gaffs that make him look really more stupified than “W” ever has.
I really think that Letterman and other funnyckfied folks lay off of the Obama jokes for fear of being labled a racist.
Political correctness has run amuck. Don Rickles, an equal opportunity insulter, is never seen on TV anymore. Too politically incorrect you know.
sistasmiff
November 12th, 2008 at 08:59
Rickles was on Letterman last night actually! Amazing old man.
sistasmiff
November 12th, 2008 at 09:01
Thats one of the things I like about GWB. I think he’s hilarious.
Chris
November 12th, 2008 at 09:09
oh G to the Dub, you do make me giggle. That’s the best bit Dave has going, hands down.
As for B to the O, I tend to think Michelle has kept him busy enough that he hasn’t needed to elsewhere for action. I may be wrong, but I, too, consider myself intuitive, and something in the way they are together just doesn’t make me feel anything different.
And as for Christians and their BS about his name…retards…my ex is one. He told the Teacher ‘Obama is going to get shot and there is going to be dancing in the streets and people will get hit by cars and killed because there will be so many in the streets celebrating his death.’
Klass with a K, that one.
grandefille
November 12th, 2008 at 12:59
Okay, girl, you need to quit. Too funny.
The comedian Cheryl Underwood was talking about Obama being Smoove Mo B not long ago and got tickled herself, saying, “You know, during those debates, they asked John McCain about the budget and he’d say this and that and so on, like he should. And then the camera turns to Obama and he’s all laaaaaaid up on the stool all cool and everything, like he’s gonna say, ‘Economy. Yes. [winking] This one goes out to the laaaadies in the audience. Mmm-hmmm.'”
I like to run off the road laughing at that. It’s true, though. He IS Smoove Mo B! But I think we’ll see plenty of goofiness along the way. He’s goofed up and gotten tickled at himself (and gotten Miss Michelle tickled at him) enough already that it’s a good sign. You can’t have that job and not laugh, my Lord. You wouldn’t last 20 minutes in it if you couldn’t laugh.
The Queen Mum has a tiny little secret crush on him, I think. Hee!
grandefille
November 12th, 2008 at 13:04
P.S. — Oh, I’m sure some old girlfriend will come along and sell her story to the Enquirer soon enough: “I was the president-elect’s lurve slave! Kiss meh, Barreh!” And everybody will be all “Ooooh! Ooooooh! Filth! Foul! Woo-hoo!” and then you’ll go inside and read the story and it’ll be “… when we were .. uh, back in college.”
Well, yeah. THEN. Free country and all.
Besides, Miss Michelle could give Pat Summit a run for her money with The Look. Don’t nobody want to be on the other end of THAT. Whew.
GingerSnaps
November 12th, 2008 at 14:19
OMG, funniest post you’ve ever done!!! 😀
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